Her name is Yoshimi.

[pornmas] day 3.

2014-12-17T08:50:07Z

Summary: She trusts him too, even if she doesn't know how to say it.

( On the third day of pornmas, Reili gave to me: first times, blatant personal wish fulfillment, exploratory sex. )

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[pornmas] day 2.

2014-12-16T10:49:53Z

Summary: "I missed you too." She turns to kiss her cheek. "Come, you must be tired and they have just finished renovating our bedroom."

( On the second day of pornmas, Reili gave to me: blatant personal wish fulfillment, exploratory sex. )

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[pornmas] day 1.

2014-12-15T08:00:37Z

Summary: The thing about knowing someone's body better than your own is that there are always new things to discover, in the same way that favorite songs reveal new secrets every time you listen to them.

( On the first day of pornmas, Reili gave to me: exploratory sex. )

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[pornmas] masterlist/advent calendar 2014

2014-12-15T07:59:13Z

( I bet you thought I'd given up. But I'm stubborn as fuck so whatever. )

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[fanfiction] all the weirdos from out of town (are somehow related to my best friend)

2014-04-01T10:36:01Z

Fandom/Pairings: Marvel Cinematic Universe/The Social Network; Mark gen with your daily dose of pre-Eduardo/Mark
Rating: R of the King's Speech variety. Swearing, it gets you every time.
Pre-Notes: tehcrzy1 said he wouldn't disown me if I wrote Loki and Mark interacting, and then this happened. Takes place in the same universe as all the weirdos in the world (become friends at Harvard), obviously, because why else would Mark and Loki be interacting. Happy April Fool's Day, because there's no better way to celebrate than Loki.
Disclaimer: I feel like I wouldn't have spent so much time googling Allspeak if I owned anything featured here.
Summary: When your best friend is a superhero, Norse Gods randomly showing up isn't as weird as it should be. Probably.

( I said goodbye to my straight life, 'cause I love a freak. )

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[pornmas] day 8.

2013-12-21T12:30:01Z

Summary: "He's in heat. Good luck, make sure to use lots of lube."

( On the eighth day of pornmas, Reili gave to me: knotting, comfort sex, semi-public sex, some firsts, an unwarranted sequel, wedding bells, fix-it fic, and sexbots. )

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[pornmas] day 7.

2013-12-21T11:17:48Z

Summary: This is not for her.

( On the seventh day of pornmas, Reili gave to me: comfort sex, semi-public sex, some firsts, an unwarranted sequel, wedding bells, fix-it fic, and sexbots. )

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[pornmas] day 6.

2013-12-21T11:13:33Z

Summary: She pins him down, hair falling forward. "You are still too slow."

( On the sixth day of pornmas, Reili gave to me: semi-public sex, some firsts, an unwarranted sequel, wedding bells, fix-it fic, and sexbots. )

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[pornmas] day 5.

2013-12-12T13:48:05Z

Summary: In the end, it happens because he knows her edges.

( On the fifth day of pornmas, Reili gave to me: firsts, an unwarranted sequel, wedding bells, fix-it fic, and sexbots. )

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[pornmas] day 4.

2013-12-12T12:11:21Z

Summary: Really, bakery incest is not what he signed up for when he agreed to become the barista for this bakery.

( On the fourth day of pornmas, Reili gave to me: an unwarranted sequel, wedding bells, fix-it fic, sexbots. )

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[pornmas] day 3.

2013-12-06T11:12:42Z

Summary: When he's is five years old, he decides he's going to marry him because he's is the bestest most nicest person to ever exist ever.

( On the third day of pornmas, Reili gave to me: wedding bells, fix-it fic, sexbots. )

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[pornmas] day 2.

2013-12-06T11:06:25Z

Summary: "Let's keep him," I said.

( On the second day of pornmas, Reili gave to me: fix-it fic, sexbots. )

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[pornmas] day 1.

2013-12-06T10:52:42Z

Summary: "It's not a virus."

( On the first day of pornmas, Reili gave to me: sexbots. )

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[pornmas] masterlist/advent calendar 2013

2013-12-06T10:48:06Z

FIVE DAYS LATE BUT LATE IS BETTER THAN NEVER.

After the disaster that was . . . last winter and maybe this entire year . . . I'm going to attempt Pornmas again and go out with a bang! We're going to do the thing! It'll be awesome because it's porn and porn is always awesome! Let's hope this year's is not as much of an unmitigated disaster. We can hope. We can always hope.

The rules are, as always: 1 piece of . . . something containing something that could reasonably be considered porn maybe . . . that's 500+ words every day from now until December 25th. Yeah! At some point, Podmas may unlock, but maybe not idk who the hell knows what I'm doing with my life anymore.

I certainly don't, but I assume everyone and their mother figured that one out. Let's be realistic here: I am a human disaster. But people still like me. Probably because I make them look much better in comparison.

What? Oh. Right. You came for the advent calendar. I've got it covered, I promise.

MERRY WINTER HOLIDAY. I HOPE YOUR FIGGY PUDDING IS DELICIOUS.

( Pornmas advent calendars are much, much cooler than any other kind of advent calendar. I'm just saying. They are the best kind of calendar. )

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[picspam] Damon+Mason Torture Parallels

2013-07-19T11:12:40Z

People get torture on Vampire Diaries a lot, which kind of makes sense but is also kind of gratuitous. ANYWAY. There's some interesting parallels between Damon torturing Mason and Jules torturing Damon.

( Unfortunately, The Vampire Diaries is extremely difficult to screencap, so these get a little weird in places. )

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[vid] How Could This Happen To Me?

2013-07-18T11:54:21Z

This is the kink_bingo fill for the situational humiliation square on this card.

( Sometimes I think HSM's favorite pasttime is humiliating Sharpay. )

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[picspam] I Roll Nat20

2013-07-17T16:24:55Z

One of my favorite music videos is for Mc Frontalot's Critical Hit, and I think I like it so much because it kind of captures what's so awesome about both kinds of roleplay - tabletop and live action.

( The premise of the video is simple: Frontalot and his friends are playing a campaign of something called Grammys and Groupies. )

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[vid] We Could Have Had It All (But Then They Were Siblings)

2013-07-15T17:42:46Z

So it's kink_bingo season and this is the fill for the teasing square on this card.

( Just so you know, this is a video about incest and Disney. )

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[fanfiction] chimugukuru

2013-06-23T08:52:10Z

Fandom/Pairings: The Social Network; Mark/Eduardo
Rating: PG-13
Pre-Notes: It's Irei no Hi. I wrote a thing. (Translations are provided at the end.)
Disclaimer: Get out, Mark.
Summary: Eduardo asks what chimugukuru is, and his mother tells him that he will learn.

( Just as my fingernails are stained with the pigment from balsam flowers, my heart is painted with the teachings of my parents. )

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[pornmas] day 15.

2012-12-25T08:53:48Z

Summary: It's just her name, but She always manages to make it sound like a command.

( On the fifteenth day of pornmas, Reili gave to me: light D/s, partner worship, follow the leader, some subspace, a vision of Budapest, awkward teenage fumbling, complicated love lives, orgy orchestration, cunnilingus, mistletoe catalysts, chastity play, a gangbang, fucking on a canvas, some orgasm denial, and a threesome. )

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[pornmas] day 14.

2012-12-24T20:45:52Z

Summary: There are maybe other things he could say about that, but honestly it's that simple.

( On the fourteenth day of pornmas, Reili gave to me: partner worship, follow the leader, some subspace, a vision of Budapest, awkward teenage fumbling, complicated love lives, orgy orchestration, cunnilingus, mistletoe catalysts, chastity play, a gangbang, fucking on a canvas, some orgasm denial, and a threesome. )

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[pornmas] day 13.

2012-12-24T19:40:30Z

Summary: At least, he thinks, He keeps them in line in the bedroom for the most part.

( On the thirteenth day of pornmas, Reili gave to me: follow the leader, some subspace, a vision of Budapest, awkward teenage fumbling, complicated love lives, orgy orchestration, cunnilingus, mistletoe catalysts, chastity play, a gangbang, fucking on a canvas, some orgasm denial, and a threesome. )

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[pornmas] day 12.

2012-12-17T11:14:44Z

Summary: The ways he takes care of him have shifted over the years, changed like they have, but maybe the current iteration was always a forgone conclusion.

( On the twelfth day of pornmas, Reili gave to me: some subspace, a vision of Budapest, awkward teenage fumbling, complicated love lives, orgy orchestration, cunnilingus, mistletoe catalysts, chastity play, a gangbang, fucking on a canvas, some orgasm denial, and a threesome. )

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[pornmas] day 11.

2012-12-17T08:18:51Z

Summary: They remember their relationship differently, for the most part, and maybe it's wishful thinking on his part to only remember the good things that happened and not the bad.

( On the eleventh day of pornmas, Reili gave to me: a vision of Budapest, awkward teenage fumbling, complicated love lives, orgy orchestration, cunnilingus, mistletoe catalysts, chastity play, a gangbang, fucking on a canvas, some orgasm denial, and a threesome. )

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[pornmas] day 10.

2012-12-11T09:54:27Z

Summary: It's not a sexy kiss, just a thank you with less words, but she's still expecting her to pull away. To never speak to her again, maybe.

( On the tenth day of pornmas, Reili gave to me: awkward teenage fumbling, complicated love lives, orgy orchestration, cunnilingus, mistletoe catalysts, chastity play, a gangbang, fucking on a canvas, some orgasm denial, and a threesome. )

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